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Photo by Donald McLeod/TSPL (Tennents Lager from the 1970s)

Aye, Batty Man, you try to speak like they do, use fucking fancy words, thine and dine and even drink fucking wine, not even the …. fuckers talk like this. We drink the hard stuff, Red Stripe, Tennents and Special Brew. You are no …. because — shit — you do not speak like we do.